Wild would not be the word I would use to describe it

Greetings everyone, for the past several days all of Southern California have been hearing about this so called major storm that would drop 2-4" of rain on the coast and up to 8" in the mountains. This was to occur by Sunday night. Well, it is nighttime and it happens to be Sunday and most of today has been very dry. In fact, I would dare to use the word sunny but then again, it may just be me. As I type this, the rain has begun to pick-up in intensity but I doubt it will drop between 2 and 8 inches. I am sick of hearing these weather reports and the endless warnings that go with them. It seems like every two minutes, a new flashflood warning has been issued or high wind advisory. All these warnings can blow me. Let me know if there is a real threat like tornado or some other major disaster. Do we need to keep hearing about the dangers of flashfloods and not to drive in areas where the water completely covers the road? I would pose the statement that those who already know this are not likely to be the idiots that require swift water rescues. Anybody who gets swept up in a flashflood for being stupid should be left alone. I mean, we are taught natural selection in schools and yet we continue to help those that should have died off a long time ago. I am not advocating that we just kill off a bunch of people or allow them to die but we really need to take a look at whether we are helping society. After all, Mr. Spock once said that the "needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few." That is all I am saying.

Anyway, my English muffin is ready so I must go eat. By the way, I have had one caffeinated soft drink and one coffee drink today. The shakes are still present but slowly beginning to subside.

What else is there to say?

So, I do not want to have too many blogs on the current political atmosphere or on the wonderful blood sucking period called the presidential primary season, which is followed by an even more horrifying and pathetic period known as the presidential elections, but some comments will slip out. It is inevitable so I felt a warning to that fact is in order. I, for the record, am a registered republican who tends to be conservative in nature. That does not mean I agree with all things "republican" or no-things "Democratic". I actually like and voted for, twice mind you, President Bush and, for the most part, like what he has done. I do not like everything he has done, but then again, I don't even like everything I do. I know that to say you like Bush is, to some, a crime worthy of tar and feathering or even death. But, I care not and to those who think I should be punished for thinking the way I do, go fuck yourself. I say that with all the respect in the world, which is not a lot in today's society.

Anyway, I watched the results from the Dem's primary in South Carolina where a candidate, who happens to be black, won more than 50% of the vote in a three person race. Hillary, or Hill-dog as the South Park people call her, got her oversized ass handed to her. Good job South Carolinians. Although Obama would not be my choice for President, I think I could get behind him if he were to be elected. I think it is a disgrace that there are people out there who think we are not ready for a black president. I say go for it. I really cannot stand Ms. Ice Queen and her Husband. But I desire to move onto happier thoughts as all of these negative emotions just cannot be healthy.

My preparation for Lent is still underway (I am not Catholic and do not celebrate/honor lent but in this case, I am saying why not... everything once, right?) and I had a bad withdrawal day. I got too shaky and began to sweat like crazy and my headache/migraine returned. I am not sure if I will be able to get clean by lent but I will try. I have reduced my consumption today to only two "hits" but I am beginning to get the shakes again, as I type. I know my addiction to this devil substance is nothing compared to other substances, actual street drugs, but it is still a powerful bitch that I must conquer. Just to clarify, I am not a drug addict and do not do drugs, the substance mentioned above is simply caffine (mainly from espresso and coffe)... I will successfully beat it. Go Ambassador, Go Ambassador…

The last two weeks of February, I will be going back east with my father to visit family. We are going to go to DC, which I love, and we have received some awesome news. Assuming we both pass the background checks, we will be getting a private tour of the white house. In case you were not aware, ever since the 9/11 attacks, all public tours were stopped at the white house, with the exception of school or special tours. This is exciting and I cannot wait. The same day, we will be getting a congressional tour of the Capitol building, slightly different than the general public tour. That will also be awesome. I am also looking forward to flying, especially in first class. Can someone out there (all two of you that actually read this) say woo hoo?

I will leave you with this thought: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck Norris? (yes I know I stole this from the Chuck Norris website).

Stupid Stupid Stupid

Warning: This blog contains absolutely no transitions and lacks all sense of grammar or proper use of the English Language. It will jump around with no logical flow. Deal with it.

Why is it that society (yes, Europeans included) as a whole has become nothing more than a bunch of idiots? And not the idiots that won the 2004 World Series (Boston, your team sucks, by the way). I look around and wonder how on earth we have made it this far. We have become a world of liars (which I admit, I am one) who cannot keep our obligations to each other and a place where more marriages fail than succeed. What is wrong with that picture? I have a friend who thinks marriage is meaningless (or something to that affect- he would have used far too many words to get to the point) yet he is now married. What the hell? My former girlfriend, who dated my best lesbian friend, recently got married.

[On a quick side note, I have to bring up that fact that (my ex) was a lesbian, dated me and is now married to a guy. I am just saying...]

We watch shows like Deal or No Deal, Dancing with the (never have been) Stars, Survivor (which involves no actual surviving), Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader, and Chuck (I HATE THAT SHOW). These shows do nothing but degrade the intelligence factor of society. At least American Gladiators is back on the air.

[SIDE NOTE #2: With the exception of Little M. Ali (whatever her name is) and Hulk Hogan (News Flash Brother, You Brother are a mother fucking idiot Brother and Please Brother, Stop saying Brother, Brother), American G is beyond fantastic. I mean, I want to get on the show so I can play Power Ball where you get body slammed into metal trash can thingys (yes, I said thingys... get over yourself) or into the side walls. I mean people have been getting injured like crazy during this event. I want to play it! I do not know why but I think it would be fun to play a event where you get the shit kicked out of you by someone who can bench press me with there pointer finger. Just like playing tackle football without pads, it would be awesome.]

We elect people who really do not represent us (like the NY voters who elected Clinton to be their Senator even though she only "moved" to NY because there was an open Senate Seat available) and yet we complain about our system. I mean we bitch and moan about the same thing every time but nothing ever changes. Either do your business or get off of the fucking pot already.

It is like what I tell people all of the time (I really should be a school teacher): One person CANNOT make a difference.

The GDFisaDORD Reborn

Welcome to the re-birth of GDFisaDORD.com. Unfortunately, I have been forced to use a "blogging" service to display my vents. I will touch on topics ranging from this to that and everything in between. I suspect that it will cover mostly stupid people since these are the ones who tend to piss me off the most. I do not know why there are so many stupid people out there, I thought Natural Selection was supposed to eliminate them from the gene pool. Oh well, it looks like they are here to stay and there is nothing we can do about it.... or is there?

I recommend reading "The Fletcher Memorial" on Blogspot, although I do not agree with some of his views. Also, his brother's blog "The Drunkard of Oz" is always available for a good laugh. I am off to the exciting world that is my life so I will talk to you later. The real vents will start whenever the hell I feel like it so back off.

My Name is Geoff and I AM the AMBASSADOR.